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710 - Today's Funny

 

It's been a while since I posted a joke so I thought I'd liven up the day for everyone.  Here's a blonde joke (coming from a blonde).

 

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.  A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. 


We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"


She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine.  I have lost it and need a new one." 


She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. 


The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. 


She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "Is there a 710 on this car?"


She pointed and said, "Of course!   It's right there!"

If you're not sure what a 710 is, Click Here

 

Comments

That is cute!  Thanks for the smile of the day.

Posted by Connie Lou Barnett GRI,CRS,CRB,SRMM,ARA,PRS,QSC (Home Realty GMAC Real Estate) about 1 year ago

Oh dear from one blonde to another HELP!

Posted by Cindy Jones-Northern Virginia Real Estate & Military Relocation Services (RE/MAX Allegiance #1 RE/MAX Company in the World) about 1 year ago

I just had my 710 changed the other day. I wish I had heard this prior to my visit!

I think I might have used it!

Posted by Craig Rutman North Carolina (Raleigh Area) Realtor (Home Buyer and Seller Specialist) about 1 year ago

SO Funny, I shared that one around the office and everyone got a kick out of it!

Posted by John LaRocca (LaRocca Inspections) about 1 year ago

LOL! Brigita that had me puzzled until I saw the photo! Guess it's time for me to tone down my blond hightlights.

Posted by Debbie Malone, Realtor Lynchburg, Smith Mountain Lake VA (RE/MAX 1st Olympic Realtors) about 1 year ago

There are never too many blonde jokes.

Posted by TONY ANDERSON RealtorĀ® Serving Habersham Banks, White & Hall Counties. (Century 21 Community Realty) about 1 year ago

Connie:

Anything for a smile!

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Keller Williams Real Estate) about 1 year ago

Cindy:

Some of us blondes are dumb as a fox.

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Keller Williams Real Estate) about 1 year ago

Craig:

Save it for your next 710 change.

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Keller Williams Real Estate) about 1 year ago

John:

Good to see everyone laughing!  :-)

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Keller Williams Real Estate) about 1 year ago

Debbie:

I would keep the blonde highlights.  They also say that blondes have more fun.  :-)

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Keller Williams Real Estate) about 1 year ago

Tony:

You said it!

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Keller Williams Real Estate) about 1 year ago

Brigita...great joke and you really have a fun sense of humor, just like me!  Another thing we have in common! 

Posted by Kristin Johnston,Realtor,Waukesha County WI Real Estate (Remax Realty Center 414-254-6647) about 1 year ago

Kristin:

Are you sure you aren't my twin?  :-)

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Keller Williams Real Estate) about 1 year ago

VERY very funny, thanks for the laugh.  I am sharing this one.

Posted by Marie Ogle- Contract Mortgage Processor (Mortgage Processing Solutions) about 1 year ago

Marie:

Glad you enjoyed it!

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Keller Williams Real Estate) about 1 year ago

Brigita - That was pretty funny!  I didn't expect the outcome... :)

Posted by Debi Ernst GRI, e-PRO, Broker/Sales Associate (St. Charles County, Missouri - Prudential Alliance Realtors) about 1 year ago

Debi:

It sure was a surprise ending!  Being a blonde, I should have known, though.

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Keller Williams Real Estate) about 1 year ago

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