Brigita's Blog: An Explanation of Life (Today's Funny)

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An Explanation of Life (Today's Funny)

 

On the very first day, God created the cow.  He said to the cow,  "Today I have created you!  As a cow, you must go to the field with the farmer all day long.  You will work all day under the sun!  I will give you a life span of 50 years."

 

The cow objected,  "What?  This kind of tough life you want me to live for 50 years?  Let me have 20 years, and the 30 years I'll give back to you."  So God agreed.

 

On the second day, God created the dog.  God said to the dog,  "What you are supposed to do is to sit all day by the door of your house.  Any people that come in, you will have to bark at them!  I'll give a life span of 20 years."

 

The dog objected,  "What? All day long to sit by the door?  No way!  I give you back my other 10 years of life!"  So God agreed.

 

On the third day, God created the monkey.  He said to the monkey,  "Monkeys have to entertain people. You've got to make them laugh and do monkey tricks.  I'll give you 20 years life span."

 

The monkey objected.  "What? Make them laugh?  Do monkey faces and tricks?  Ten years will do, and the other 10 years I'll give you back."  So God agreed.

 

On the fourth day, God created man and said to him,  "Your job is to sleep, eat, and play.  You will enjoy very much in your life.  All you need to do is to enjoy and do nothing.  This kind of life, I'll give you a 20 year life span."

 

The man objected.  "What?  Such a good life!  Eat, play, sleep, do nothing?  Enjoy the best and you expect me to live only for 20 years?  No way, man!.... Why don't we make a deal?  Since the cow gave you back 30 years, and the dog gave you back 10 years and the monkey gave you back 10 years, I will take them from you!  That makes my life span 70 years, right?"  So God agreed.

 

AND THAT'S WHY....

In our first 20 years, we eat, sleep, play, enjoy the best and do nothing much.  For the next 30 years, we work all day long, suffer and get to support the family.  For the next 10 years, we entertain our grandchildren by making monkey faces and monkey tricks.  And for the last 10 years, we stay at home, sit by the front door and bark at people!

 

Comments

That is very cute. I was wondering how it was determined how we spent our years. hahahaha

Posted by Lori Isaacson (Credit Restoration Consultants) 11 months ago

I love that! I have never looked at it that way. Funny

Posted by Amanda Brewer (Eoff & Associates Realty, Inc) 11 months ago

That is funny!  Thanks for sharing it.

 

Posted by Tony & Darcy Cannon - The C Team (ERA Realty Center) 11 months ago

Lori:

Now we all know!  LOL

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Keller Williams Real Estate) 11 months ago

Amanda:

I believe this explains everything!  Don't you?  LOL

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Keller Williams Real Estate) 11 months ago

Tony & Darcy:

It's my pleasure!

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Keller Williams Real Estate) 11 months ago

This is too cute...! I like that because it sounds just like my mom and Grandma!

Posted by Tera Tyner (Lubbock Homes) 11 months ago

Now this one is worth passing on!  So many things are clear now! 

I laughed out loud!  Thanks :)

Posted by Jim & Maria Hart ~ Charleston, SC Real Estate (AgentOwned Realty) 11 months ago

Seen it before but still funny again.  Now I understand my grandpa better!

Posted by Erby Crofutt, the Central Kentucky Home Inspector, Lexington KY HI-2041 (B4 U Close Home Inspections&Radon Testing (www.b4uclose.com)) 11 months ago

Tera:

I have to agree with you on that!

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Keller Williams Real Estate) 11 months ago

Jim & Maria:

It sure explains everything!  LOL

Nice to see others laughing instead of barking.  LOL

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Keller Williams Real Estate) 11 months ago

Erby:

It certainly explains a lot!  LOL

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Keller Williams Real Estate) 11 months ago

So true, it's scary :) Happy & Healthy Holidays to you and yours.

Posted by Edna Ledoux Jamieson (Lakeshore Rentals & Sales) 11 months ago

Edna:

The same to you and yours!

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Keller Williams Real Estate) 11 months ago

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