Here are some things to think about that are true:
1. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just go "chunky dunking."
3. The early bird still has to eat worms.
4. The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.
5. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
6. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
7. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
8. My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.
9. Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
10. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
11. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!
12. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
13. Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building?
Hi Brigita, Thanks for the mid-week funnies. You have our office laughing !
Brigita, there are some great ones here. I started out picking my favorites then didn't have any that weren't.
These are great Brigita...I am sure quite a few agree with number 1...LOL
Brigita, Good morning and thanks for the funnies. I needed a good laugh this morning.
I love it and it took awhile for me to find a favorite, but I really like number 5!
Your Friend in Charlottesville!
Bill:
It's good to have some humor in your everyday life. We need to keep on smiling. :-)
Steve:
They are all good. It is hard to pick one favorite, although I am leaning towards #13.
BLR Guy:
I have to agree with you there. LOL
Michael:
What better way to start your day. LOL
Charles:
I can see that happening. LOL
Your Nazareth, PA friend, Brigita
I actually like all o fthem, but I think number 13 is my favorite.
Hey that is some good stuff, it put a smile on my face, good way to start the day.
Take care!
RJH
Brigita, I liked this alot. I am adding it to the Funnies recap. it should be out shortly.
Thanks for the laugh. I liked all of them. Sad but true are 10 and 13. In God We Trust??? I know I do :o)
Love it, thanks, #6 would be wonderful.
Linda:
#13 is my favorite, too.
RJH:
It's always good to start out the day with a smile or a laugh. :-)
Danny:
Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for the mention. :-)
Christine:
Maybe that is why we have so much crime because we don't allow prayer and the mention of God in school. I have noticed that they always say a prayer just before a NASCAR race. Do we only believe in God when it involves life and death? Some more things to think about.
Virginia:
It would be great if we could undo our mistakes. Kind of like when we were kids and we would say "Do over".
Brigita, what a great list! Unfortunately, I can identify with number 1! Glad Danny added this to his funnies recap. Have a great weekend!
These are too funny! When you stop and think about some of the everyday things, it has to make you smile! I found this because of the Funnies Recap! Hey that #1 reminds me of the Lyn Sims post featured on the Recap as well!
Debbie:
I think there are a number of us that can relate to #1.
Thanks. You have a great one, too.
Rich:
Life does have it's funny moments. It's all in how you look at it.
These were good...I enjoyed #6...and how true these are! Congrats on making Danny's funnies recap.
Why do they call it being "RE TIRED" when you never got any rest in life from work and only quit your job because you were sick and tired of working?
Won't that only apply to those who get bored (or broke!) and have to go back to work? you know "retired workers"
Cris:
Thanks! Maybe some day someone will invent a time machine so that we can go back and right our mistakes.
blreast:
That's a good question. Sometimes I wonder myself how they come up with these words. LOL