Found some more little tidbits you'll enjoy.
Idiot #4
The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12:50 A.M., flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't
open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.
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Idiot #5
A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21. " The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put
the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber 2 hours later.
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Idiot #6
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
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Idiot #7
Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. Oh, that smarts.
Please note that all of the above people are allowed to vote (and breed)!
these are some good stories. Thanks for starting my day off with a laugh
Fortunately for the rest of us - they live in MI! LOL...
Scary stuff!! LOLThere are some real winners on there. Thanks for a good laugh.
Wow, no wonder they are in the position they are in.
Brigitia, I loved this. I am featuring it on my funnies recap being published today.
Brigita this is too funny!There are idiots everywhere!LOL
BLRGUY
Just goes to show ya that not too many theives are smart. Good Stories.
Brigita, truth is stranger than fiction. Nobody could make this stuff up!
Krista:
Glad to have helped. :-)
Heath:
And how! LOL
Karen:
It is scary to know people like that exist. LOL
Hope:
I agree.
Danny:
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it! :-)
Blr Guy:
They certainly are everywhere. I think I came across a couple this past weekend. LOL
Michael:
Glad you liked them. :-)
Brian:
Truth is always amazing!
Brigita, Enjoyed the post. Thanks for the humor, I needed that today.
Brigita: As always, some cute things in your blog. I enjoy reading it. Did you go to Devon this year?
LMAO Brigita! I swear one of those folks sounds like Rob Robinson:-)
Gary:
With our jobs, there are many times we need a good laugh. LOL
Linda:
Always like to see others happy. :-)
Due to certain circumstances, I was unable to get to Devon. I am shooting to go in September. Maybe I'll see you then??
Jason:
Darn! You found out! LOL I guess we know Rob Robinson too well. :-)
That was cute. Just shows what not using your brain will do...loved the one that gave his license to the clerk!
Cris:
I liked that one, too!