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Friday Horse Laughs - Funny Quotes

 

Friday Horse Laughs - Funny Quotes

 

Here are some funny horsey quotes for you to start off your weekend on a happy and good note.

 

Friday Horse Laughs - Funny QuotesI never play horseshoes 'cause Mother taught us not to throw our clothes around.

-Mr. Ed (the "talking horse" of the 1960's TV series)

 

If the world was truly a rational place, men would ride sidesaddle.

- Rita Mae Brown

 

I ride horses because it's the only sport where I can exercise while sitting down.

- Joan Hansen

 

Horses do think.  Not very deeply, perhaps, but enough to get you into a lot of trouble.

- Patricia Jacobson and Marcia Hayes, A Horse Around the House

 

I've spend most of my life riding horses.  The rest I've just wasted.

-  Anonymous

 

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between you and the ground.

-  Anonymous

 

Want to end up with a million bucks in the horse business?  Start out with five million.

-  Anonymous

 

How do you catch a loose horse?  Make a noise like a carrot.

-  Brigitsh Cavalry Joke

 

 

 

 

Brigita McKelvie is a REALTOR®  (Pennsylvania License #RS297130) with Cindy Stys Equestrian & Country Properties, specializing in rural and horse properties and farms in Eastern Pennsylvania.  She has an e-Pro® (Certified Internet Expert) certification and a GRI (Graduate, REALTOR® Institute) designation.  

Brigita McKelvie, REALTOR

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Rural and Horse Properties and Farms

 

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Comment balloon 6 commentsBrigita McKelvie, Associate Broker • January 22 2016 07:19AM

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I love this!  Thanks for making my morning a bit happier today!

Posted by Kristin Johnston - REALTOR®, Giving Back With Each Home Sold! (RE/MAX Realty Center ) over 3 years ago

My pleasure, Kristin!

Make it a great weekend!

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker, The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around (Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd.) over 3 years ago

I can identify with a lot of these, especially #2, 4, and 6.

My horses and I got into plenty of trouble around the farm in my youth, and some of the injuries are still with me.

Posted by Bob Crane, Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671 (Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, Keller Williams Fox Cities) over 3 years ago

Brigita McKelvie All notable quotes. I had to laugh earlier this week. I was out at a horse property taking photos for the listing agent and she freaked out when the horses came over out of curiosity to investigate us in their pasture. Too funny!

Posted by Sandy Padula and Norm Padula, JD, GRI, Presence, Persistence & Perseverance (HomeSmart Realty West & Geneva Financial, Llc.) over 3 years ago

Bob,

I can definitely identify with #6.  I have had my share of meeting the ground.

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker, The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around (Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd.) over 3 years ago

Sandy & Norm,

My horse loves my iphone.  When I take it out to take photos or if it rings, she comes over wanting to touch it and look at it.  It's as though she wants to answer or make a call.  The one day she actually touched the screen which switched it to my contact list.  Hmmmmmmm.  I think I should go through my contact list to see who she may have entered in there.

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker, The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around (Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd.) over 3 years ago

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