Friday Horse Laughs - Funny Quotes
Here are some funny horsey quotes for you to start off your weekend on a happy and good note.
I never play horseshoes 'cause Mother taught us not to throw our clothes around.
-Mr. Ed (the "talking horse" of the 1960's TV series)
If the world was truly a rational place, men would ride sidesaddle.
- Rita Mae Brown
I ride horses because it's the only sport where I can exercise while sitting down.
- Joan Hansen
Horses do think. Not very deeply, perhaps, but enough to get you into a lot of trouble.
- Patricia Jacobson and Marcia Hayes, A Horse Around the House
I've spend most of my life riding horses. The rest I've just wasted.
Riding: The art of keeping a horse between you and the ground.
Want to end up with a million bucks in the horse business? Start out with five million.
How do you catch a loose horse? Make a noise like a carrot.
- Brigitsh Cavalry Joke
Brigita McKelvie is a REALTOR® (Pennsylvania License #RS297130) with Cindy Stys Equestrian & Country Properties, specializing in rural and horse properties and farms in Eastern Pennsylvania. She has an e-Pro® (Certified Internet Expert) certification and a GRI (Graduate, REALTOR® Institute) designation.
Brigita McKelvie, REALTOR
Pennsylvania License #RS297130
Rural and Horse Properties and Farms
Cindy Stys Equestrian & Country Properties, Ltd.
The Premier Equine and Country Real Estate firm serving Eastern Pennsylvania from back yard operations to world class equestrian facilities.
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