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Catholic Golf - Funny Friday

 

 

Catholic or not you have to laugh at this one. 



A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off 
and enjoying a round of golf. 



The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. 
He missed the ball entirely and said "S**t, I missed." 



The good Sister told him to watch his language. 



On his next swing, he missed again. "S**t, I missed." 


"Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing," 
the nun said tartly.



The priest promised to do better and the round continued. 


On the 4th tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed. 



Sister is really mad now and says, "Father John, God is 
going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that." 


On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again. 
"S**t, I missed." 



A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes 
out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks. 





And from the sky comes a booming voice ....... 

 
"S**T, I MISSED!"

 

18 comments • Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties • October 30 2009 06:41AM

Comments

That's funny.  I love a good joke to start the day.  Have a great day.

Posted by Mark Watterson Utah Real Estate (Principle Realty Group, Inc) 24 days ago

Mark:

Enjoy your weekend!

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Keller Williams Real Estate) 24 days ago

Brigita:  This is funny.  Asolutely terrible... but still funny.  And... if you are a nun, or a former nun... sorry hun, but it ain't funny at all... not one bit !  LOL.  (This comment written by a "nice Catholic girl from Cleveland.")

Posted by Fort Worth Real Estate - - - Karen Anne Stone (New Home Hunters DFW) 24 days ago

Brigita, I will keep that in mind during this weekends rounds.

Posted by Frank Rubi Kenner/Metairie LA Real Estate (Frank Rubi Real Estate Licensed in Louisiana) 24 days ago

After 13 years of Catholic education...I still have bruises on my knukles being hit with a ruler...that was funny!!!

Posted by Pat O'Reilly (RE/MAX) 24 days ago

I like that one.

Very funny.

I'll have to remember it.

I hate when I can't remember it and end up fumbliing through the joke, which just about ruins the whole humor of it!!

Posted by Ralph Gorgoglione (EcoBroker Certified - John Aaroe Group, Inc.) 24 days ago

A good chuckle to get the day started!  Thanks!

Posted by Laura Giannotta Keller Williams Atlantic (Keller Williams Atlantic Shore ) 24 days ago

GOod stuff!  I should send this one to my parents...I think they would get a kick out of it...have a great Friday!

Posted by Kristin Johnston, Remax Realty Center, Realtor, Waukesha and Milwaukee Counties (Serving All Of SE Wisconsin!) 23 days ago

Now, that's funny!!. Thanks for sharing.

Posted by Rich Murray (RE/MAX UNITED) 23 days ago

Karen:

Glad you liked it (or didn't).  LOL

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Keller Williams Real Estate) 23 days ago

Frank:

Just be careful when it starts to storm.  LOL

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Keller Williams Real Estate) 23 days ago

Pat:

That happened in all private schools, not just Catholic.  I have the same scars and did not go to Catholic school.

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Keller Williams Real Estate) 23 days ago

Ralph:

Here's the solution:  Memorize this one and when you have it down pat, then tell it. 

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Keller Williams Real Estate) 23 days ago

Laura:

:-)

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Keller Williams Real Estate) 23 days ago

Kristin:

Thanks! 

Have a great weekend!

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Keller Williams Real Estate) 23 days ago

Rich:

Glad you liked it!

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Keller Williams Real Estate) 23 days ago

cute...you never know who will have the real sense of humor.

Posted by William Feela Realtor 651-674-5999 No. Branch,MN (WHISPERING PINES REALTY) 22 days ago

William:

That's for sure.

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Keller Williams Real Estate) 19 days ago

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