Brigita's Blog: 15 Pieces of Advice

Here is a funny for all to enjoy, especially for women.  Men - Don't take this one seriously!  It is not meant to offend anyone.  After all, I have to live through the blonde jokes!

15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED - TO ALL WOMEN & MEN.  WITH KNOWLEDGE, WE MAY ALL BE EDUCATED!!!!!!

WOMEN -  (Something to remember: not all men or Women are cut from the same cloth, so be very careful how you judge - Have a roll at the expense of your MALE counterpart  TODAY- BUT, Also, remember that the same could be said of us sisters at times, I am sure that our brothers do have a somewhat same point of view about us):

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out?  You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there - (sisters, imagine where they would like to KEEP us).

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men.  You might as well - they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.  Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember, a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal, and they may say the same about us. 

    Women (just for you) - what we all need to remember is:  we are the ones that gave birth to these men that we are so quick to ridicule, maybe if we are more kind and nurturing and civil with our males, we would get a much better bunch to live with in our society.

Make someone's day!!!!!  Even a couple of men who really do have a sense of humor, it might really make their day a little lighter!!!!!!  Because, this really is a BIG JOKE!!!!!