How to Bathe a Cat
Dear Cat Owner,
Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat:
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Don't get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out to grab anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a 'powerwash and rinse' which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
The DOG
Hi Brigita,
What a hilarious post! I'm sure that "the dog" enjoyed the cat skyrocketing out of the toilet! Ha ha!
This coming from the one that likes to drink from the "bath" tub. Very funny.
Brigita,
I loved this post so funny! I am sure the dog would be rolling on the floor laughing.
Michael:
The dog was sitting there watching. LOL
Brigita
Judy:
Glad you enjoyed it!
Brigita
Jackie:
That is exactly what the dog was doing after he watched the whole thing. LOL
Brigita
Brigita
That was actually very amusing, dogs are my favorites but I don't like to see any harm to any animal. Bet your dog is loving you for being so cool.
Brigita, too funny! I'll have to give this one a try...
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Gary:
No harm was done to the animals in this post. LOL But, the dog is loving it!
Brigita
Michael:
Just be careful when you do! LOL
Brigita
LOL! That's great. My cat was running around one day and jump in the toilet so I know that last part about him rocketting out is true,
K.T.:
Hope the dog wasn't around when that happened. It may give him ideas. LOL
Brigita
Hi Brigita,
I have read that before but I assure you it is just as funny the second time around!
:)
Matt:
Some jokes are still funny no matter how many times you hear them.
Brigita
That's hilarious! I think it was made even more funny because this "tactic" was given by the dog. Too funny!
Kathy
Kathy:
I figured the dog would add an extra touch to it. :-)
Brigita
Hello Brigita,
What a funny & cute post! Thanks for the smile! Happy Easter!
Rita
Rita:
Glad you liked it!
Hope you had a great Easter!
Brigita