Here are some quotes that you will all get a good horse laugh. Enjoy!!
I never play horseshoes 'cause Mother taught us not to throw our clothes around.
Mr. Ed (The talking horse of the 1960's TV series)
I've spent most of my life riding horses. The rest I've just wasted.
Anonymous
Horses do think. Not very deeply, perhaps, but enough to get you into a lot of trouble.
Patricia Jacobson and Marcia Hayes, "A Horse Around the House"
I ride horses because it's the only sport where I can exercise while sitting down.
Joan Hansen
In what other sport do you put on leather boots, stretch-fabric breeches, a shirt and tie, a wool jacket, a velvet-covered cap, and leather gloves, and then go out and exercise?
A. London Wolf (On horse showing in 90+ degree summer weather)
Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Look, Mommy, he's wearing bell-bottoms!
Small child's reaction to seeing a Clydesdale's fetlock "feathers"
Riding: The art of keeping a horse between you and the ground.
Anonymous
You can tell a gelding, you can ask a mare, but you must discuss it with a stallion.
Anonymous
Speak kindly to your little horse,
And soothe him when he wheezes,
Or he may turn his back on you,
And kick you where he pleases.
Anonymous
How do you catch a loose horse? Make a noise like a carrot.
British Cavalry joke
I prefer a bike to a horse. The brakes are more easily checked.
Lambert Jeffries