
Here are some horse terms I wanted to share with everyone, horsey and non-horsey people. I think all will enjoy these.
Glossary of Horse Terms
Hock: Financial condition of all horse owners
Stall: What your rig does at rush hour in an unfamiliar coty on the way to a big horse show.
A Bit: What you have left in your pocket after you've been to your favorite tack shop.
Fence: Decorative structure built to provide your horse with something to chew on.
Horse Auction: What you think of having after your horse bucks you off.
Pinto: Green coat pattern found on freshly washed light colored horses left unattended for 2 minutes.
Well Mannered: Hasn't stepped on, bitten, or kicked anyone for a week.
Rasp: Abrasive metal tool used to remove excess skin from ones knuckles.
Lunging: Popular training method in which a horse exercises their owner by spinning them in circles until dizzy.
Gallop: Customary gait a horse chooses when returning back to the barn.
Nicely Started: Lunged, but not enough life insurance to even think about riding him.
Colic: Gastrointestinal result of eating at horse fair stands.
Colt: What your mare give you when you want a filly.
Easy to Load: Only takes 3 hours, 4 men, a 50lb. bag of oats, and a tractor with loader to get the horse on the trailer.
Easy to Catch: In a 10 x 10 stall.
Easy Rider: Rides good in a trailer: not to be confused with "ride-able".
Endurance Ride: End result when your horse spooks and runs away with you.
Hives: What you get when you receive the vet bill for your 6 horses, 3 dogs, 4 cats, and 1 donkey.
Hobbles: Walking gait of a horse owner after their foot has been stepped on by their horse.
Feed: Expensive substance used to manufacture manure.
Dog House: What you are in when you spend too much money on grooming supplies and pretty halters.
Light Cribber: We can't afford to build anymore fencing or box stalls for this buzz saw on four legs.
Three Gaited Horse: A horse that 1- trips, 2- stumbles and 3- falls.


We then took our seats for the main event: The Grand Prix de Penn National World Cup Qualifier. There were 27 riders in this event from different nations, including the US, trying to qualify for the World Cup competition. The fences were challenging and were on average 5 feet high, some a little higher than others.
Yesterday, parts of the Lehigh Valley and the Poconos here in Pennsylvania saw their first snow. Yes, I said the dreaded four letter word, SNOW. (I have to admit, it does look pretty, though.) The funny thing is, this is October, not December. 
If you missed last weekend's Northampton County Open Gate Farm Tour, don't fret. You have another opportunity. This Sunday, October 18th, 2009, Lehigh County is holding theirs.